How Well Does Joe Know His Mama?

I'm not as nice, reclusive, or afraid as Joe says...


1. What is something I always say to you? "I love you."
2. What makes me happy? When I do good things to you and when I give you hugs.
3. What makes me sad? When I'm disobedient.
4. What makes me laugh? When I do funny things, like, um, when I do something clumsy.
5. What was I like as a child? Like, how would I know?
6. How old am I? Young. Really young. (like how young?) Um, 28?
7. How tall am I? Short.
8. What is my favorite thing to do? Be with your family.
9. What do I do when you're not around? Cook dinner and stuff, and you're always busy.
10. If I become famous, what will it be for? Because you're so pretty.
11. What am I really good at? Being nice. Being really happy and all that kind of stuff.
12. What am I not very good at? Yelling.
13. What do I do for my job? Just take care of us.
14. What is my favorite food? How should I know? (Take a guess!) Um, Bar-b-cups?
15. What makes you proud of me? You're always so nice to me.
16. If I were a cartoon character, who would I be? (Giggle, Giggle) I can't imagine you as a cartoon character! Um, could I do a movie? (sure) Um, that writer in Nim's Island who always stays at her home. Cause you're always scared to do wave runners and stuff.
(Just to set the record straight, I am not afraid of wave runners. When we have a chance to ride wave runners, I'm usually on the beach with a baby or I want the kids to be able to have more turns. I'm really not a wimp! And coming up, you may think that I am a recluse who is afraid of putting my foot outside the door. I'm not! I guess I'll have to go bungee jumping or something to convince Joe that I'm a cool mom!)
17. What do you and I do together? Be happy. We talk together and we're nice to eachother.
18. How are we the same? We do like to talk a lot together. And we're also kind of scared of things always.
19. How are we different? You're always staying home and I'm always outside playing.
20. How do you know I love you? Because you're always so nice to me, and we share a good relationship.
21. What do I like most about Dad? You're always on his side. He's always so nice to you, and he always does stuff for you when you're sleepy.
22. Where is my favorite place to go? Can we skip this one? (No) Why? (Because. Just say something.) England?
23. What is your favorite thing about me? I just like you cause you're you. You're just always so nice to me.
24. What do I do that is silly? You hate snow. That's not all. You make weird songs up.